Anyway, according to documented scientific evidence, I am likely to be sexist, ugly and only got a wife because all the better guys were already taken. I am likely to cheat on my wife possibly during my mid-life crisis - and its her fault for not being blonde. Luckily for me, despite the above, it is unlikely that I will be divorced.
:)
Just in case you didn't get all that, here is a breakdown:
- Point 10 says that men sexually harass women because they are not sexist. To my knowledge, I have never sexually harassed anyone (male or female!) so I guess that makes me a sexist.
- Point 6 says that beautiful people have more daughters. Currently, I only have a son and no daughters hence I am ugly.
- Point 3 says that men benefit from monogamy because even ugly men can get (relatively) better spouses. Its already been established that I am ugly.
- Point 9 says it is normal for men to risk everything for an affair. Besides, according to point 2, I'm naturally polygamous. So this means that I am likely to cheat on my wife (maybe cos I prefer blondes as per point 1!).
Despite all the above, point 5 says that having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce. Saved by Gerry!!
Woohoo! Time to go philandering!
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